Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Collyer Bristow's Website (part 1)

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Hi, Collyer Bristow? 2002 called, and they'd like their javascript back.

Good Lord. Here's what they've come up with:

FROM INBOUND FLIGHT... to copyright
FROM PRENUPS... to winner's cups
FROM SQUARE FEET... to balance sheets
FROM BUILDING SITES... to opening nights
FROM CORPORATION... to defamation
FROM SQUARE FEET... to concrete [Hey! you used SQUARE FEET already. -- Ed.]
FROM INSOLVENCY... to residency
FROM CONTROVERSIAL... to commercial
FROM WEBSITES... to patent rights
FROM ARBITRATION... to allegation
FROM BOARD MEETING... to completing [OMG lame -- Ed.]
FROM BUILDING LEASE... to press release
FROM SKYSCRAPER... to blueprint paper [Surely you've inadvertently reversed the order? -- Ed.]
FROM SHORT LET... to large debt
FROM SCAFFOLDING... to wedding ring
FROM COMPANY DIRECTORS... to tax collectors
FROM SALARIES... to galleries
FROM COPYRIGHT... to sound bite
FROM INNOVATIONS... to company flotation
FROM LICENSEE... to retiree
FROM TITLE DEEDS... to sale proceeds
FROM CGT... to IHT [WTF are you talking about? -- Ed.]
FROM PLANNING APPEALS... to recording deals
FROM ROCK STARS... to licensed bars

I've come up with a few more possibilities:

FROM BIT TORRENT... to bench warrant
FROM BILL OF SALE... to blackmail
FROM SILLY BYLAWS... to intolerable in-laws
FROM CAPRICIOUS... to malicious
FROM CERTIORARI... to entirely arbitrary
FROM CIVIL ACTION... to satisfaction
FROM A DAUNTING COURT DOCKET... to our hand in your pocket
FROM TURNING STATE'S EVIDENCE... to the Twinkie defense
FROM SLANDERING... to pandering
FROM INCORPORATION... to solicitation
FROM DAD'S DEBENTURES... to bad dentures
FROM DEFAMATION... to public defecation
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