Let's see if the new sharks are more voluble than the old ones.
Dear Sir or Madam,
We here at El Naschie Watch understand that M.S. El Naschie has dumped Howrey (or been dumped, we aren't sure) and has hired you instead. Let us be among the first to congratulate you on gaining such an interesting and amusing client, not to mention your opportunity to charge him a great deal of money. Specifically who at your firm represents Dr. El Naschie?
Howrey was awfully reticent. In fact, they never answered a single one of our emails.
I've just sent that along to firstname.lastname@example.org.
محمد النشائي All El Naschie All The Time محمد النشائي