To El Naschie's black sheep brother at firstname.lastname@example.org I sent this:
Have you read your brother's Rosa Al-Youssef columns for Thursday and Friday? He has terrible things to say about both of us.
Read them here: El Naschie rants against El Naschie Watch
He says you've hired me! Well where's my check?
My email got an immediate response:
Apologies for having to reach out to you like this, but I made a quick trip to London, United Kingdom and had my bag stolen from me with my passport and credit cards in it. The embassy is willing to help by letting me fly without my passport, I just have to pay for a ticket and settle Hotel bills. Unfortunately for me, I can't have access to funds without my credit card, I've made contact with my bank but they need more time to come up with a new one. I was thinking of asking you to lend me some quick funds that I can give back as soon as I get in. I really need to be on the next available flight.
I can forward you details on how you can get the funds to me. You can reach me via my email or the hotel's desk phone, the number is +447024065511
I hope to hear from you soon.
But there was a subtle difference. The answer was from email@example.com! Haha. The poor mugu has been hacked again. Said, won't you ever learn?